Maybe the park should have stayed closed after all.
Irrational, like Woody Allen himself. (✯½)
Feels conflicted in terms of where it wishes to go with its satire, getting lost in itself. (✯✯½)
Tiptoes around importance and relevance for convention. (✯✯½)
Absolutely dreadful. (✯½)
Accomplishes one gimmick through inept development. (✯)
Heartbreaking and passionate all throughout. (✯✯✯✯½)